Stocked Fridge
Friday, October 10th, 2008
This four minutes of greatness has more quotable lines than an episode of Chappelle Show.
Mr. T, Be Somebody or Be Somebody’s Fool
Monday, October 6th, 2008
In it’s entirety…
Part 1
Take the jump for the rest…
Politician Musicians
Wednesday, October 1st, 2008
Sarah Palin Plays The Flute
She can play my skin flute anytime
Bill Clinton Plays The Sax
Now wonder he was able to get all the hoochies. I bet he and Palin are hooking up all over Washington.
Richard Nixon Plays The Piano
Today Is My Birthday. Recognize, Bitches!
Saturday, September 27th, 2008
That’s right…today is my birthday, so let’s celebrate
1. Happy Birthday To Me
More after the jump…
10 Of The Greatest Pop Culture Ninjas
Thursday, September 25th, 2008
I was flipping through the channels recently hoping to find some kind of fighting on TV. A kung fu movie, MMA, something, anything with two men beating each other senseless. When I came up empty-handed I decided to press the movies-on-demand button on the remote. I usually try to avoid this as the last time I did it I looked up and it was three in the morning, I had drank an entire bottle of Jack Daniels and watched House of 1000 Corpses and Devil’s Rejects back-to-back.
I found a little movie I had never seen called Enter The Ninja. This movie was all kinds of awesome in that it’s so fucking horrible and poorly acted in that white-actor-who-can’t-really-fight-as-ninja sort of way that it instantly became a favorite. It also got me thinking about ninjas and how fucking cool they are. I wanted to be a ninja so bad when I was a kid. Ok, I still do, but back then I would save all my money and order tree-climbing claws, throwing stars, nunchaku, even a grappling hook from the back pages of Black Belt Magazine. I would spend hours playing with that shit out in the woods. Of course this was all before I discovered pornography. After that I was out in the woods playing with other things for minutes.
But I digress…Now I know that saying the 10 Greatest Pop Culture Ninjas is a bit presumptious, probably been done before and sure to encite rage but you know what…I don’t give a fuck.
UPDATE: It has been brought to my attention that I left off a number 6. While this may appear as a horrible oversight made by hasitly hitting publish without thoroughly proofreading, I actually used my ninja skills to leave that out so you could fill in YOUR favorite ninja to make the list complete. Sneaky, I know, but stealth is the way of the ninja, you see.
1. Enter The Ninja
Trailer
Best Death Ever
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