10 Terrific Tittie Tricks
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
I think it’s pretty obvious that I think boobies are pretty darn great. They look nice, they’re soft, squishy and fun to play with…and if the owner of them is really good, they can even do tricks!
Beer Bottle Boobies
I have a little bottle opener that’s attached to my keychain for any beer-related emergency, but if I don’t have my keys with me that doesn’t do me much good. This talented young lady will never have to do without.
More chicks who have more talent in one boob than I do in my entire penis after the jump
Boob Control
Just think how impressed the ladies would be if I could do this with my testicles. Unfortunately they just hang there.
Boob Control 2
When I do try to move them, I just end up clenching my teeth and looking constipated. That impresses no one.
Black Hole Boobs
She could easily make a six-pack disappear in there.
Boobs of Steel
This video still amazes me. She could destroy you with those knockers.
Cleavage Bottle Opener
Nowhere near as impressive as the chick who can actually open a beer with her boobs, magicians usually do have a trick up their sleeve, or their bra…whatever.
Magic Boobs
Bubble Gum Blowing Boobs
Those look like fun
Twirling Tassels
I remember seeing this movie as a young teen and being utterly astounded. Not much has changed, as it still mesmerizes me. Ummm…..or it would anyway if commenter Neil hadn’t pointed out that this isn’t actually Elvira but is…um…actually quite possibly a tranny…
Flaming Tassels
Adding fire makes everything more awesomer…
Boob Control 3
Orange Tits - Funny bloopers are a click away
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January 2nd, 2008 at 1:49 am
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January 2nd, 2008 at 6:49 am
hey fag… that isnt Elvira its a fucking guy. Its a tranny. Get your dick out of your eyes and pay attention.
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
well it seems that this “neil” person knows alot about trannies!
i thought it was a great post!
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:13 pm
that last video is just a short clip of a girl dancing and then edited to make it look like the boobs are moving. look at the beer can how it keeps glitching and then notice at the end of the video how the same guy walks by. great rack either way.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:12 am
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January 3rd, 2008 at 11:59 am
Jeffrico…you can’t tell an obvious tranny? you that fuckin dumb or you into tranny sex?
January 13th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
It looks like it’s glitching bc it’s a loop…